A satirical wedding blog
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I’m so happy right now, but I will never forgive you for making me get married at a carnival.

I’m so happy right now, but I will never forgive you for making me get married at a carnival.

finally, a couple who gets it.

the bride chose her next step carefully after realizing the park she’d chosen was a dog park.

the bride chose her next step carefully after realizing the park she’d chosen was a dog park.

(Source: planetofwomen.net)

11 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Happy You're Single

Cheer up single ladies - could be worse.

crysis.

(via floursugarlove)

what you don’t see is that the bride is on a triple word score, so she actually won.

what you don’t see is that the bride is on a triple word score, so she actually won.

(Source: surfandsunshine.com)

guests at this table were served a special macabre-oni and cheese.

guests at this table were served a special macabre-oni and cheese.

(Source: glamourandgraceblog.com)

it is really important to teach your guests how to be polite after they flew to the middle of nowhere, texas and spent $150 on your gift.

it is really important to teach your guests how to be polite after they flew to the middle of nowhere, texas and spent $150 on your gift.

(Source: emmalinebride.com)

i hope the party favors were travel-size bottles of claritin.

i hope the party favors were travel-size bottles of claritin.

(Source: bridalguide.com)

proof that the things you’re about to put on your fingers were once touching the things that your sweaty feet touched.

proof that the things you’re about to put on your fingers were once touching the things that your sweaty feet touched.

(Source: glamourandgraceblog.com)

Weddings require attention to detail. Some of those details are hilarious.
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